Jordan: Alexandra! You got prettier and sexier and actually got a life and enjoyed yourself instead of properly martyring yourself to a ragged husk of your previous self in grief over me! How dare you!Īlexandra: Screw this, I'm OUT - *gets shot in head* Jordan: Oh, you're so innocent and alluring! Not like all the other whores-I mean, women.Īlexandra: Jordan! You lied to me and slept around and were going to lock me away in a situation that conveniently mirrors my secret daddy issues! How dare you! Jordan: Wow, you're kinda hot for a thirteen-year-old boy.Īlexandra: Oh, you're so manly and heroic! that is, until he returns from being tortured to discover her trying to marry his cousin! That WHORE!Īlexandra: Watch out! *inadvertently saves Jordan's life* Except that Alexandra seems so innocent.ĭream Casting. While he's willing to marry Alexandra to restore her honour, he secretly thinks all women are scheming whores. The Dude: Jordan Addison Matthew Townsende, Duke of Hawthorne. The Rub: Turns out her saintly dead husband isn't as saintly - or as dead - as she thought.ĭream Casting: An Education's Carey Mulligan.
Four days after their wedding, he tragically dies at sea. A booksmart but naive country girl, she marries the dashing Duke of Hawthorne when he accidentally compromises her.
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